wakey wakey hands off snakey
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
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