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  • 81 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:37pm

    lollllllll, true that.

  • 76 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 6:38pm

    FiRsT!!!! T'sUp?

  • 79 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:53am

    This is dumb. Tfln needs to go back to their roots. Have you guys looked at the legit texts from last night that actually SOUND like they might be real from the feb or march archives? Jesus this site is getting lame

  • 82 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:58pm

    the secret to getting babies not to cry at babtisms is using warm water cause otherwise how would you like it if someone splashed you with cold water?

  • 80 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 10:48pm

    old timers think crying means that the devil doesn't want to leave their soul...

  • 78 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:28pm

    So people are getting their kids baptized at night now? Great job TFLN! Thanks for the standards!

  • 78 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:48pm

    Religion sucks - no other institution has done so much to fuck up people for life, nevermind how many people are killed over religion!

  • 72 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:30pm

    ^not everything has to happen at night

  • 75 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:22pm

    sloppy drunk texts is the premise this site was built on, dumbasses.

  • 69 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:59am

    it's only getting lame from people analyzing every f*king text. just read them and either find them funny, or move on to the next one. people don't need to be sloppy drunk/fucked up to send funny texts. so f*off over-analyzers! p.s. i liked this post.

  • 72 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:02pm

    wait where does it say the baptism is at night?

  • 74 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:32am

    The observant people of the world who downloaded this app just sit back and laugh at the oblivious dumbass it produces.

  • 76 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:36pm

    i didnt cry i laughed ha.

  • 71 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:49pm

    i hope thats sarcasm 7:02...

  • 74 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 7:53pm

    I rolled my eyes...I was an atheist since i've been in the womb

  • 69 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:26pm

    no your baby cried because he's the antichrist and the holy water burned

  • 67 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:05pm

    7:02 it says so in the name of the site.

  • 67 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:41pm

    right 8:34, because when I'm drinking the frequent topics of conversation are baptisms and babies, then i text my friends to make sure they're not left out.

  • 68 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:59pm

    6:30, good job defending this lame post

  • 57 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:50pm

    haha 8:41 im pretty sure to each his own warrants much respect on this post. who really cares what anyone talks about when theyre drunk? theyre drunk. i think its a clever txt get over it

  • 57 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:34pm

    for all you know maybe it was a drunk text conversation and it came up?