EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
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i didnt cry i laughed ha.
^not everything has to happen at night
So people are getting their kids baptized at night now? Great job TFLN! Thanks for the standards!
lollllllll, true that.
it's only getting lame from people analyzing every f*king text. just read them and either find them funny, or move on to the next one. people don't need to be sloppy drunk/fucked up to send funny texts. so f*off over-analyzers!
p.s. i liked this post.
the secret to getting babies not to cry at babtisms is using warm water cause otherwise how would you like it if someone splashed you with cold water?
old timers think crying means that the devil doesn't want to leave their soul...
This is dumb. Tfln needs to go back to their roots. Have you guys looked at the legit texts from last night that actually SOUND like they might be real from the feb or march archives? Jesus this site is getting lame
I rolled my eyes...I was an atheist since i've been in the womb
sloppy drunk texts is the premise this site was built on, dumbasses.
7:02 it says so in the name of the site.
6:30, good job defending this lame post
Religion sucks - no other institution has done so much to fuck up people for life, nevermind how many people are killed over religion!
i hope thats sarcasm 7:02...
The observant people of the world who downloaded this app just sit back and laugh at the oblivious dumbass it produces.
wait where does it say the baptism is at night?
no your baby cried because he's the antichrist and the holy water burned
right 8:34, because when I'm drinking the frequent topics of conversation are baptisms and babies, then i text my friends to make sure they're not left out.
for all you know maybe it was a drunk text conversation and it came up?
haha 8:41 im pretty sure to each his own warrants much respect on this post. who really cares what anyone talks about when theyre drunk? theyre drunk. i think its a clever txt get over it