If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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