is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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