I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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