did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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