So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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