So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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