quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
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I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
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