goodnight i made you a song goodbye
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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