I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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