I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
