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had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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