What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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