I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
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worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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