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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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