Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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