wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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