that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
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5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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