You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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