i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
It's just like the Real World with babies
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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