we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
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If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
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Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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