He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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Man, I snuck into her grandma's house, fucked her brains out, broke her shit, and got free breakfast. I'm such a hardass!
Hide ur kids, hide ur wives, hide ur husbands, cuz he's raping everybody
His grandfather taught him that.
bad granddaughter, but a fantastic whore
Haha I'm really stoked about Other side of the story.I always wonder.
All around win.
He fucked the grandma on the way out... That's how he got the free breakfast.
Rick Scott is the dumbest piece of shit I've ever heard. DOUCHE BAG!!!
..and, without him, your alternative childish comment would be.......?
In soviet Russia, lamp sneaks into your grandmother and breakfast breaks you. Fired.
That cave hasn't seen light for a while.....
@stargirl...lmao " you are dumb! You are sooo dumb! "
I draw the line at the lamp...
how big was his cock for him to get breakfast
I think this is my ex talking about our first week of dating.