No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
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Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
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Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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