absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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