Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
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1:47 yes that equates to 10 months, if the year consisted of months with only 28 days.
thanks for playin
You guys are fucking retards. She's his girlfriend, and she's being glib. GLIB MOTHERFUCKERS YES I SAID IT. He's on vacation, she tried calling him, he doesn't answer, she makes a cheeky statement about how he's probably slipping it into some other ho without protection. There's the sparknotes version.
No one considered this text within the context of a "bromance" -- two men who are talking? I would give my friend shit too if he got so plowed he was unable to operate a phone.
Don't be silly. He was just like when he went out fishing in the back hills of Montana with his old ranching buddy using that fishing pole you bought him.
Sorry to be technical... gestation is 40wks... which equates to 10 mths... it just takes a mth to figure it out hence the "9 mth illness" myth...
hmmmm interesting context.. this really doesn't sound like a gf.. I'd be f-ing pissed about the 'mistake'.. and I'm more understanding than most.. sister maybe??
417 that's why you're going to be alone the rest of your life. And I don't mean alone like you'll never get a girlfriend, that just goes without saying. You will never have good friends because you're just an asshole. And 153, stfu, no one cares.
Pretty sure this text was from the guy.
umm this text isnt from the guy...hopefully the gf just has a great sense of humor...cuz daddy's little mistake in miami for me would be daddy's little mistake in miami that cost him his balls.
this literally made me crack up... I took it as a text sent jokingly from son (or daughter) to father...
Sparknotes, that was just classic.
Whattafuck she tries calling him for? What's her problem?
Dude's needs a vacation to get away from the bitch.
Give the guy a break.
1:53, you're f*cking awesome! 1:47, you're a f*cking idiot!!!
cool girlfriend? or overreacting girlfriend?
Maybe you just sucked in bed, and she didn't feel the need to give you a second chance.
Please get an abortion. And start using birth control. Fucking retards.
sparknotes? HAHAHAH NICE.
the OP went hard.