well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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