Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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