a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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