totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
nutella sex= disaster
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
We left an ass print on the piano.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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