Cold hands, warm shart.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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