Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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