They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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