Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
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Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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