This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
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I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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