why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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