My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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