none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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