Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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