I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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