Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
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OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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