remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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