he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I intend to get homeless drunk
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
