I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
even my farts smell like vagina
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
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angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
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I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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