Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
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So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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