is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Send help, water and tortillas.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
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