Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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