So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
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But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
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Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
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