There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
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But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
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We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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