i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
sex on a bike is impossible
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