you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
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