explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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