I bet he comes in French.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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