I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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